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• 11:02 If you get an email saying someone sent you pictures from tagged.com don't open it. #virusalert (via @mikeydoc) (also, bit.ly/JcciX) #
• 13:04 Watching a liveblog of the WWDC Keynote. @redconfession is lucky I'm not liveblogging each time Phil Schiller farts on stage. #
• 13:07 #wwdc All New 15-inch MacBook Pro! #
• 13:08 #wwdc 7-hour battery, up to 1,000 charges… average user will get "5 years of life" before diminished power. #
• 13:09 #wwdc The New MacBook Pro also has a new display, 60% color gamut increase, and an SD card slot. Seems their aiming for photo pros? #
• 13:10 #wwdc $1,699 base price (wow), 8GBs of Ram, 500GB HD, 3.06GHz Dual Core CPU. That's a beast for the price. #
• 13:11 #wwdc I think Phil Schiller just farted on stage. #fartwitter #
• 13:12 #wwdc The 17" MacBook Pro's been updated, and everything's shipping today. No wonder the Apple Store's down. #
• 13:13 #wwdc Also, apologies to Jess Ciaramella, who bought a new MacBook 2 weeks ago. #
• 13:13 #wwdc Time to trade in my MacBook… the 13" gets the same new display, SD slot and better battery life. #
• 13:14 #wwdc 13" MacBooks also expand to 8GB memory and 500GB hard drives. Jinkies, Scoob. #
• 13:15 #wwdc the 13" MacBook is now a MacBook Pro, and it starts at $1,199. Anyone wanna buy a MacBook? Photoshop Included! #
• 13:17 #wwdc the White Plastic MacBooks and the Air are also cheaper with better hardware. Mmm, they're making a push, aren't they? #
• 13:18 #wwdc Now, to talk about the fun new features of OS X Snow Leopard. (God, 10.6!) #
• 13:20 #wwdc Bertrand Serlet: "Windows is great… for me to poop on." (That might be a paraphrase.) #
• 13:22 #wwdc 90% of the Core OS was rewritten, and Finder's now rewritten in Cocoa. Geek Translation: new things to play with! #
• 13:22 #wwdc Click and hold an app icon, it goes into Expose. You actually gain 6GB of hard drive space when you upgrade from Leopard. Wow. #
• 13:24 #wwdc Safari Users for Leopard/Tiger/Windows: Time to upgrade Safari 4, it's out of Beta today. #
• 13:28 #wwdc And a new QuickTime logo! twitpic.com/6wy9j New interface, focusing on content. Let's hope that QT Pro is donezo. #
• 13:35 QuickTime's editing feature is easier, and lets you upload to YouTube. What does this mean for iMovie? #wwdc #
• 13:41 #wwdc A bunch of geek shit that means, "Hey, Mac OS X is going to be so fast, it'll knock your fucking teeth out when you boot up." #
• 13:42 Oh, and Snow Leopard's a $29 upgrade from Leopard. Holy shit. #wwdc #
• 13:45 #wwdc Phil Shiller just loaded up a giant picture of Dan Kenworthy, then proceeded to moon it. Wow, keynotes are fun. #
• 13:48 #wwdc Hold on to your hats, @mikeyil, it's iPhone time. #
• 13:48 @RedConfession I enjoy it when it's something interesting :P #
• 13:56 #wwdc IPHONE 3.0 HAS CUT COPY AND PASTE AND THE WORLD WILL REJOICE #
• 13:58 @wwdc it has Undo support, it works across apps, and there's developer APIs. There's also support for multimedia messages, about time. #
• 14:03 #wwdc Parental Controls, Internet Tethering (but not with AT&T yet :P) and I bet no one knew that copy and paste worked across all apps. :D #
• 14:05 #wwdc Safari's faster, http streaming of audio and video… the iPhone's probably going to be renamed the MacBook Mini at this point. #
• 14:08 #wwdc if you lose your iPhone, you can log on to MobileMe and see where it is, and send a message to it to find it; silent or not. #
• 14:10 #wwdc Now, you can get nickel'd and dime'd by app developers. In-app purchases. Yay? #
• 14:13 #wwdc Turn by Turn Direction Apps supported. Support for making toast to be announced soon. #
• 14:25 #wwdc Apps demo, from medical monitoring to eBook apps, to GPS stuff from TomTom. Link to SkyNet in development. #
• 14:31 New blog post: The 2009 Pacdude Games Game Show Awards bit.ly/SUxFa #
• 14:48 @gruber was right: #wwdc has the iPhone 3GS and the S is for speed. #
• 14:52 #wwdc it's fast, supports OpenGL, new 3MP camera, tap to focus, captures 30FPS VGA w/ audio, white balance, auto-focus, auto exposure. #
• 14:54 #wwdc you can also edit video and send it to youtube or email. This thing almost can do everything my old Sony Ericsson could. #
• 14:55 #wwdc voice control is in-depth, from calling contacts to creating on-the-fly genius playlists. BlackBerries can suck it. #
• 14:58 #wwdc improved battery life, including 12 hours of 2g talk and 9 hours of internet surfing. #
• 15:01 #wwdc $99 for 8GB, $199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB for new and qualifying AT&T customers, in both black and white. I want one unlocked, plz. #
• 15:01 @mikeyil Be careful; there might be an app for that soon. #
• 15:06 #wwdc One more thing... they're created an iBitch for those who don't like Apple stuff. It's like a cone for dogs, but for people. #
• 15:09 And, because #wwdc drowned it out, Go Vote For The 2009 Pacdude Games Game Show Awards!
  bit.ly/2bbeqi @FamilyFeud, pimp out plz? #
• 15:43 @phogan Fine, fine. No more liveblogging until the next #WWDC. #
• 15:54 @phogan *ducks Josh* #
• 16:37 @ktnessarose337 PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT #
• 17:29 Using the final Safari 4. Good god, it's fast. It's faaaaaase. #
• 18:25 @becklyn13 CAN'T READ MY CAN'T READ MY NO HE CAN'T READ MYYYY POKER FAAACE #
• 21:59 @djkw418 Yeah, I know. Phil Schiller? No class. #
• 03:26 Watched the latest Daisy of Love with @lovepeacekarma. @DaisyOfLove, why do you do such foolish things to make me yell at my TV? Tsk tsk. #

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