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• 12:17 Americans always rise to the occasion to come to their aid. Let continue to pray for the Haitians & Conan O'Brien (via @alexpurnell) #
• 12:30 "Kids, you can do anything you want in life... Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too." #teamconan #
• 13:30 You know you're an idiot when you make Glenn Beck seem intelligent. tinyurl.com/y8n4t6f #fb #
• 13:33 Too many teams. Team Edward or Team Peter? tinyurl.com/ycbw74j #
• 13:39 www.firstpersontetris.com/ is really neat and not as disorienting as I thought it would. #canyoutellimcatchinguponmyblogs #
• 13:42 Free Fresco Taco from Taco Bell! static.tacobell.com/drivethrudiet/coupon.html #
• 13:47 I'm tweeting too much, but this thing is too awesome not to want. tinyurl.com/y9tx429 #
• 13:48 @alex_frankel It is because you are weakling and in Russia, tetris pieces rotate you!! #
• 14:25 @kaittybergin what will it be? #
• 14:42 @erinszran Wendy's.
  
  (Didn't think I'd say that either, but those Spicy Chicken Nuggets are trés tasty.) (Unless you're vegetarian.) (??) #
• 15:07 "Twilight Mom" - a woman above age forty who masturbates to descriptions of teenagers not having sex. (via @FakeAPStylebook) #
• 15:27 @nikarites Because I don't get the hint! #
• 15:30 Christ almighty, I can't stop laughing. vodpod.com/watch/2862407-little-jersey-shore #
• 15:36 @nikarites dmn, grl. (fk vwlz.) #
• 15:49 @lovepeacekarma internship? philadelphia.craigslist.org/wri/1537024520.html #
• 15:54 TMZ is reporting Leno has signed a one year contract for The Tonight Show. (via @buzzerblog) #fireleno #teamconan #
• 16:32 I'm boycotting NBC. Pirating their shows, not watching on Hulu, nothing. Fuck this shit. #fucknbc #teamconan #fuckjaylenoinhischin #fb #
• 17:57 Really enjoying VNC. #
• 18:15 Totally perfecting my Dashboard Confessional impression. #
• 18:19 I've already perfected my Green Day impression. #
• 18:40 @lathedj we're a neilsen house. conan has our vote. #
• 03:05 Me and @lovepeacekarma are probably going to be at the Conan Rally at 30 Rock on Monday. are you? #
• 04:13 @forensicfiles But, is somewhere around 50 years of tradition worth throwing away? #
• 04:34 @forensicfiles I suppose it's not a great reason, you're right. (On the other hand, Brian Williams seems coked up fitting news in 20 min…) #
• 10:40 @bekahbuttons It's a giant train wreck. It's glorious. #
• 10:40 @forensicfiles Us Explorers know how to get it done. How's your show? You're beating Conan, two networks to none. #

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