Fast Facts™
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coryanotadoFast Fact™: Cory Anotado can punch through a brick wall with his bare penis.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can beat up a scorpion using only his ejaculate.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can eat a whole cow by himself, but he'd rather just touch himself instead.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can make microwave popcorn just by sitting on the bag.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can out-cute a guinea pig.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can beat up a scorpion using only his ejaculate.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can eat a whole cow by himself, but he'd rather just touch himself instead.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can make microwave popcorn just by sitting on the bag.
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can out-cute a guinea pig.
