Hey Guys!

Jun. 12th, 2008 06:23 pm
coryanotado: (Default)
I have made the Top Ten Final Something or Other for the Russell Athletics and AFL Pass The Mic Contest. Winner gets a trip to the Arena Bowl and since I've never been to New Orleans, I'd love a chance to go. So, if you all could vote for me every day, that would be balls-to-the-wall awesome.

Oh, and if you register and vote, that counts as an entry for YOU and you could win some sweet AFL stuff too. (For reference, the local Philadelphia team is called the Soul. Bon Jovi owns it. Just for the record.) And it seems like you can vote every day. So c'mon, gang. Let's win Cory a fun trip!

The link is here: http://www.russellpassthemic.com/ and I'm the fourth one down from the top. Thanks a lot in advance!
coryanotado: (angry - alton says)
Whoever the FUCK has been hacking into my profiles and changing shit: It's not fucking funny. It's immature and stupid. Stop it. You're fucking stupid.
coryanotado: (disbelief - tycho don't believe)
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What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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coryanotado: (pwned - zidane fighter)
Cory: Now it smells a little like penis.
Suzanne: What does penis smell like? Equate that to something.
Cory: PENIS! Penis smells like penis. It smells like male vagina or something.

coryanotado: (angry - grim)

Why did you put underwear on my head?
coryanotado: (home - iloilo city)
But if 960-some-odd Filipino prisoners from Cebu can dance Thriller, then I'm not going to complain.

God bless the Philippines.
coryanotado: (Default)
And I came across this letter.

It is an actual, ten-page letter from what seems to be about the early 1940s, so around World War II.

It is extremely dirty.

Granted, we tend to forget that in the early part of the 20th century, people were allowed to be pervy and nasty and sex-driven; at least, I do. This letter is a fresh reminder that even since the early 20th century, some people were real freaky nasty.

Confessions of a Southern Girl
Circa Early 1940s
Transcribed by Cory Anotado
Note from the transcriber: Best ten bucks I ever spent.

I was married quite young, not quite sixteen, but was good looking and had a good husband, and was mother of two children: a boy and a girl. Everything went fine until I was 28 years old, then my husband died.

After a year or so, men began to pay attention to me again, but there was no one dear to me but my deceased husband.

There was a burglar scare about this time in my neighborhood and I was all worked up about this and afraid to go to sleep at night. Some of the neighbors advised me to get a dog that would be respected by strangers. I saw an advertisement in the paper about a lady going north who would like a home for her Saint Bernard dog. I went over to see him. He sure was a beauty; so large and gentle like a lamb.
Can you see where this is going? OBVIOUSLY NSFW. )
So there's the story. If I can get to a scanner, I'll scan it in.
coryanotado: (Default)

Amen and amen.
coryanotado: (advice - anotado advice)
Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can punch through a brick wall with his bare penis.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can beat up a scorpion using only his ejaculate.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can eat a whole cow by himself, but he'd rather just touch himself instead.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can make microwave popcorn just by sitting on the bag.

Fast Fact™: Cory Anotado can out-cute a guinea pig.
coryanotado: (la salle - Explorers)
The tragedy is still reeling in all our minds. I don't need to go into details. My heart goes out to everyone at Virginia Tech.

Please, people of the world. The shooter was Asian. DO NOT VILIFY US. We are not all killers. As a matter of fact, the Asian people as a whole are some the quietest, most polite, happy people in the world.

There will (and already is) backlash from a lot of close-minded, selfish, racist people who are giving dirty looks, glares, and disparaging words to my fellow Asian friends. They do not deserve those looks. They deserve support and caring, just like other human beings deserve.

Please. Treat everyone with respect. The killer had his reasons. Being Asian wasn't one of them.
coryanotado: (confused - ask jeeves)
Suz: I am SOO tempted to call you "Sexypants McGee"
Cory: And you're not why?
Suz: Good question!
Suz: Sexypants McGee!
Suz: Then I would smack your ass.
Suz: How about them apples?
Cory: I likes it!
Suz: You just like me touching your butt.
Cory: Oh, just a whole lot.
Suz: [insert Homestar here]
Suz: You know, I could use another Homestar clone. Perhaps Homestare.
Suz: The ghetto Homestar.
Suz: Yo, baby, I'm HomeSTARE Runner!
Cory: Homestaaaaare runner!
Suz: ::grabs crotch::
Cory: Oh baby!
Suz: ::pistol whips a cop::
coryanotado: (Default)
Let's all be for real here: I am not a skinny boy. I do realize that I am rather portly. Fat, even. But you know what? That's not a problem. And, for those of you who think differently, please take the time to watch this video. Those who are ashamed of being large, watch this video. Those who have the bandwidth to spare, watch this video.

I agree with what she says. She says the things that I know I want to. I want to stand on top of the fucking world and scream this to anyone who will listen.
coryanotado: (silly - shoe polish)

Nanci Pelosi will eat you.


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